CAUTION: Yeah, every webpage wants to foist their personal history upon you. Guess what? I'm not going to! Instead, I'll just include the bio of one of my long-time compatriots, Ken Westervelt, loser though he may be...

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>Birth Name: Kenneth Alan Westervelt
>DOB: c. 1981
>Sex: (insert any lousy joke here)
>Current Residence: Goldsboro, NC
>Height: 68 inches
>Weight: approx. 135 lbs.
>Hair: short and brown
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>Current Employment: avionic technician (Air Force, E2, AFSC 2A031)
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>Computer Statistics: 500 MHz Intel Celeron processor, 64 MB RAM, 20
>GB hard drive, ATI AllInWonder video card, SoundBlaster Live Value,
>48x CD-ROM drive, Epson Stylus color printer, 15 inch ElCheapo monitor
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>Various Hobbies: guitar (9 months and still pretending), reading
>whatever strikes my fancy, downloading whatever strikes my fancy,
>burdening bandwidth with another unnecessary website
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Anything else only my friends would know, and they'd never tell you anyway...

Last updated: 11 Jul 00 21.30 EDT